I'm Fucking Jimmy Kimmel

The recent debacle between Conan and Leno has provided us with some memorable moments in Late Night television. Between the two of them and even from Letterman and Kimmel, who did an entire show as Leno, from his huge chin, down to his mannerisms. Fallon tried to get in on the act, but he sucks. And Daly? Well I don't think anyone watched Carson Daly. Does he even have a show anymore?

Anyways this got me thinking about other feuds in Late Night. There was Letterman and Leno fighting for Johnny Carson's show when he retired, there was thing with Letterman and Crispin Glover, Jerry Lawler beating up Andy Kaufman on stage and the "feud" between Conan, Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart. But the most entertaining was Kimmel and Mat Damon. In a running joke, Kimmel would apologize after every show for running out of time and having to bump Damon. Kimmel finally got Damon to come on and informed him and the audience that he was out of time and asked him to come back tomorrow. Damon stormed out with Kimmel in hot pursuit. After Kimmel and Sarah Silverman's public split, she and Damon teamed up to make a video about their new relationship. Kimmel, clearly bothered by the news, decided to hit Damon where it hurts.. Ben Affleck.

Vomit Machine

Don't worry it's nothing gross, but it will make you nauseous. I dare anyone to drink a glass of milk and play this without yuking.

First Person Tetris

Vikki Blows

OH MY GOD VIKKI! This chick is fucking amazing. These are probably the hottest pictures my eyes have ever bared witness to. I would give up my life in Toronto and move to the UK and follow her around.. Ok that's pretty creepy, maybe I should rethink that. On second though, I'll just stick to shooting off to these pictures of her gorgeous tits. You should do the same.

Make sure you familiarize yourself with her, because as long as she keeps posing, I'll keep posting.

Discovering Discovery

Formed in 2005, the band 'Discovery' is a side project for Rostam Batmanglij, the keyboardist from 'Vampire Weekend' and Wes Miles, the vocalist from 'Ra Ra Riot'. While it's no secret that I dislike 'Vampire Weekend', I don't mind 'Ra Ra Riot', but seriously, these two should quit their bands and focus on this.

Their first record debuted on July 7th, 2009, titled 'LP'. It recieved many harsh critisicms and has even been described as appaling. I take the shit critics say with a grain of salt, considering they are the same community who raved about 'Vampire Weekend' and what a load of deer cum they turned out.

Anyways I'll leave it up to you to take a gander and decide. Afterall, the only opinion that matters is your own.

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Discovery - So Insane

Discovery feat. Angel Deradoorian - I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend

Monday Morning Mixes

Here are a few remixes to make your Monday go down a little easier. Make sure you check out the Diplo mixes and the Wolfgang Gartner joint is fucking FIRE!

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Edwin van Cleef - Overtaken (FM Attack Remix)

PNAU - With You Forever (FM Attack Remix)

Marlena Shaw - California Soul (Diplo Mad Decent Remix)

Spoon - Don't You Evah (Diplo Remix)

MSTRKRFT feat. John Legend - Heartbreaker (Wolfgang Gartner Remix)

Simian Mobile Disco - Cruel Intentions (DJ Pierre Remix)

It's That Kid Cudi

So yesterday was not a good day for me. First my Cowboys get blown out by Brett fucking Favre and the Minnesota Dykes. Then I lay down to watch the Chargers game and start to drift off. My sleeping pattern has been all over the map lately, so like usual I woke up about every half hour here and there to see the Chargers are losing. I force myself back to sleep, something I would soon regret. My 4th dose of napping started off normally but quickly turned into one of the most disturbing night terrors I've ever had. Thankfully I was violently shaken awake by something, otherwise I fear I might have actually died in real life. When I awoke, I was shaking, had cold sweat and felt nauseous. So sick infact I couldn't eat and was terrified of closing my eyes again. Needless to say I finally did drift again, waking up up ever 30 minutes before finally giving up at 3:45 am and have been up ever since. Insomnia is a bitch.

At least with all that spare time on my hands I've had ample opportunity to scour the depths of the world wide web in search of music. And boy did I ever score.



First up for today is the Cudder. I'm not a huge Hip Hop fan now-a-days, but there is no denying good music. Fresh off his incredible debut EP 'Man On The Moon', Cudi has been relatively quiet. For those of you craving to hear his unique, dreary rapping and singing style on something new, I've gathered a few guest spots, a new song and a remix by Steve Aoki. Also keep your eyes peeled for an appearance later on today. Cudderisback.

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David Guetta feat. Kid Cudi - Memories

Kid Cudi - Pursuit Of Happiness (Steve Aoki Dance Remix)

Kid Cudi - Cudderisback

Teargarden By Kaleidyscope

Billy Corgan, frontman of the legendary band 'The Smashing Pumpkins' will be releasing 44 songs for free on the internet. The first of 44, 'A Song For A Son', was released on December 8th, 2009. Corgan said he plans to put out a new song every 2 - 4 weeks, giving people a chance to listen to the songs before buying them. There will be 11, 4 track EP's available for purchase and a boxset featuring all 44 after all the songs are released.

'A Song For A Son' opens with a beautiful piano piece that is reminiscent of 'Stairway To Heaven' followed by some uninspiring vocals from Corgan. There is also a guitar solo that sounds out of place from the rest of the song. It is 6 minutes of sub par music by classic Pumpkin standards. The only reason I'm being so hard on this one is because I hold SP in such high regards, I expect a lot from them. Thankfully, with 43 songs still to be released, there are bound to be at least a handful of gems. As a loyal Pumpkin-head myself, it's exciting to be getting some new and unreleased material. As my favourite shiny headed singer once said, "Can't wait for tomorrow.."

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The Smashing Pumpkins - A Song For A Son