Hello Newman!

For those of you that don't get the reference in the title, go watch some fucking TV. To all one of my fans who actually read this second-rate heap of shit, I apologize for my prolonged hiatus. During my month sabatical I compiled a great number of tales to share with you. Unfortunately I forgot all of them. But it's not like you care, you didn't even call to see how I was doing. I could've died and you wouldn't have even noticed. So I bid you adieu with a big fuck you.