It's common knowledge that most women cannot operate a motor vehicle, urinate in public after a heavy night of drinking or make good corporate leaders. I'm not saying that women are inferior to men, quite the contrary actually, they are just too emotional. Women tend to think more so with their hearts. Which is why they make some of the most moving and soulful artists. Let's take Duffy for example. Now I do not find her overly attractive, she's actually kind of beat. She looks like this whore I used to go to high school with. Gross. But her voice, my god. She could sing about herpes and make it sound passionate. For fear of sounding fucked up, I find something about a woman crying attractive. Not like rolling around on the floor, hyperventilating, snot dripping out of her nose, balling her eyes out, just sort of the tears trickling down the cheeks kind of crying. Thus, her video for "Warwick Avenue" = bombastic.
I will admit that I have heard of Norah Jones before, but never listened to any of her songs and I only knew Lily Allen from her seemingly endless supply of tit slip pictures floating around. But when I did get around to finally hearing them sing, I was presently surprised. I wouldn't throw Lily Allen in the same category as a Duffy or a Norah Jones, but I'm a sucker for slutty British accents, what can I say? Curious about Ms. Jones, I googled her and found out some interesting shit. Her name is actually Geethali Norah Jones Shankar and is the daughter of Ravi Shankar, a famous Indian Sitar-playing musician. He must not be that famous because I've never heard of him, nor do I know what the fuck a Sitar is. Now I shall leave you with what you came for.. Unless you enjoy reading this drivel, in that case you are a sick, sick human being.
Download: Duffy - Warwick Avenue
Download: Lily Allen - Alfie
Download: Norah Jones - Chasing Pirates
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