This is not okay.
To be honest when I look in the mirror, I gag. Do I have abs? No. Is every inch of my body hairless? No. I'm not exactly what you would call skinny, but I don't get why fat women feel that they should be rewarded for eating whole cartons of ice cream in one shot, shoveling it into their rotund faces with their hands while their jowels shake and ripple with glee. Maybe if they spent less time feeding from a trough with the rest of the farm animals and more time doing things like walking and eating celery they wouldn't have to spend life feeling sorry for their enormous selves and hating women who can wear bikinis with it disappearing into their pock marked asses. Frankly I'm tired of hearing shit like "I have big bones", "I have a gland problem", "I eat to fill a void". Noooooooooooooooo, you are a disgusting fucking slob because you eat portions that would repulse a family of silver backs and you have not one ounce of self control. Looking like Marlon Brando is not attractive, so do not be surprised if you leave your house and people shout obscenities or throw rotten cabbage out of a moving vehicle at you. Do not complain if a store doesn't have clothes that fit you, it's your fault. Most department stores dress sizes don't go up to "Carotid Artery", "Massive Coronary" or "I Love Fudge". Try going to a fabric store and sewing some drapes together.
As far as this plus-size modelling shit goes.. Worst, idea, ever. If I'm sitting at home and I see a commercial for some type of alcoholic beverage, I want to see hot chicks. I don't want to see a guy standing at the bar ordering a glass of Jack on the rocks and a herd of fatties stampeding over to him and trampling him to death. No, that's not how you sell shit. The best way to get men to NOT by a product is to tell them that using it will make him irresistible to livestock. No dude picks up a Playboy and rubs one off to a big tub of shit unless there is something mentally wrong with them. Now I'm not saying I condone these rail thin dames that you see walking down the runways or gracing a billboard or donning a pair of Levi's "Low Rise, No Thighs" in a magazine. Not at all. To me that is just as bad as being grossly over-weight. I hate to admit that these fat activists are right, but these chicks that weigh 90 pounds are giving girls insane images of what beauty is and setting impossible standards. I like girls with a LITTLE bit of pudge on them, not the ones that hogged all the pudge and didn't save any for anyone else.
I'm not sorry if I hurt anyones feelings because this is shit that people need to hear and someone has to tell them. Guess it fell in my lap to be the one to break it to them. Because before someone can improve, they need to know what the problem is. And the problem there's too many heffers running around out there in small t shirts and tight pants. I don't condone being fat, but if you absolutely refuse to lose weight, at least stick to clothes that are appropriate; sweat pants, sweat shirts, moo moo's, looong skirts that cover cankles, shirts that don't slow cleavage, underwear with dickholes in them and most importantly, if you feel the need to go to the beach, please wear a one piece bathing suit, preferably one with sleeves and pant legs.
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