Everyone knows I enjoy a good night out at the bar, getting sloppy and flashing my beaver. That's okay though because I'm not a celebrity in the public eye. Who knows, maybe Almost Famous will launch me into stardom. But until then, that's the difference between me and Lohan. When I puke on the pub floor people chalk it up to another asshole who had a few too many. When this broad does it, Perez Hilton's chubby little cornholing fingers are all over it like a fly on shit. Then it ends up on TMZ and alllllllll over the internet and everyone calls her a slutty, dumb whore, douche. Despite this, I would still give her the Charles Dickens.
These photos are from a spread she did in Muse. I enjoy quality photography almost as much as I like boobs. Muse manages to harmonize both of these things tastefully. She still looks like a whore, but as long as you call it art, it's okay. This spread does raise one nagging question.. Where the fuck are her areolas?
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