Hot Sumner

Yes the snow is gone and the season for broads in low cut everything is just around the corner. Atfer briefly leaving the nest to live downtown Toronto on my own, I have become an advocate for moving to a high populous, urban city center in a large metropolis in the summer. Everywhere you turn there are girls walking around in shit that leaves nothing to the imagination. It is an endless sea of Beav N' Cleav all up in your face. Most of my time was spent hanging out on Queen and being a dirty man.

So in honour of summer, I present you with Coco Sumner. Before you ask who Coco Sumner is, I will tell you. She is 19, a model, an artist and the daughter of Sting. Yes, THE Sting. She is the latest installment in my out of control infatuation with British twat. I would love to hear her scream out my name in sheer ecstacy with her raspy, man voice. It's not so much that I think she's hot, but it is the closest I will get to fucking Sting, without being gay.

Personally, I don't like the original, but Diplo's remix of 'Caesar' has been the only song on my playlist for months.

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I Blame Coco feat. Robyn - Caesar (Diplo Remix)

Ol' Dirty Beatles

So some fucking music teacher from Montana or some shit, decided to take The Beatles and The Wu and mash them up in a metaphorical melting pot. He has taken an idea that sounds lame in theory and created something not half bad.

Of all the Clan members, I'm inclined to name ODB as my favourite, based solely on entertainment value. His whole fucking existence was a train wreck, as exhibited in his music and singing ability. Sure, Bob Digi is a great producer, GZA's lyrical talent and topicals were mind blowing and Inspectah Deck was deep as the ocean, but nothing they have done can eclipse 'Shimmy Shimmy Ya', 'I Want Pussy' and 'Big Baby Jesus'.

But possibly his best body of work, 'Got Your Money', has been re-worked to include Dirt rapping his vileness over a Beatles melody. What else is there to say, except, "Bitch, you better gimmie my money"!

Wu-Tang Clan vs. The Beatles - Got Your Money

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So my last post was on March 2nd and it featured Chiddy Bang. That was a month and a half ago. I just heard that song on the radio on Friday. Is it possible that I'm that far ahead of Canadian broadcasting? It's late and I have to be up in few for my 9-5 and I don't really feel like writing anymore.

Stay classy San Diego.